LEGEND TELLS THAT ONE SUMMERS EVE, DANIEL BANDIT DISAPPEARED - WITH HIS CHAINSAW AND HIS DOG - DEEP WITHIN THE 100 ACRE WOOD OF MYSTERY MOUNTAIN, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

LOCAL POLICE BEGAN HEARING REPORTS OF LARGE CHILDREN PILOTING AN AMPHIBIOUS SIX WHEEL ATV ACROSS PONDS AND OVER MOUTAINS IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT. MILLED LUMBER SCRAPS AND OLD PALLET WOOD WENT MISSING FROM BACKYARDS ALL OVER NEW ENGLAND. THE NEWSPAPER STORIES REFERED TO THESE WOODLAND BANDITS AS THE GHOSTSCOUTS.

WHILE SEARCHING THE FOREST FOR SUSPECTS, A PARK RANGER CAPTURED A NAKED WITCH WOMAN AND BROUGHT HER IN FOR QUESTIONING. SHE REPORTED SEEING A TINY SOLAR POWERED BARN - BUILT FROM 80% SALVAGED MATERIALS - DEEP INSIDE THE WOODLANDS. WHEN PRESSED TO LOCATE THE SPOT ON A MAP, THE NAKED WITCH BEGAN PLAYING A FLUTE AND DISAPPEARED IN A PUFF OF SMOKE - LEAVING BEHING A PILE OF CASHEWS, ANIMAL TEETH, AND AN UNOPENED TOOTH BRUSH.

THE LOCATION OF CAMP GHOSTWOOD REMAINS ONE OF THE GREAT MYSTERIES OF OUR TIME - AND BEGS THE QUESTION: DOES IT REALLY EVEN EXIST?

YES INDEED IT DOES, BUT IT CAN ONLY BE FOUND BY MEMBERS OF THE SECRET SOCIETY OF GHOSTSCOUTS.